If this won't kill Christmas, nothing will. We watched Jingle All the Way 2, starring Larry the Cable Guy. But, never fear, we also watched First Blood to kick off our Rambo fest. Plus, Mom reviews The War of the Roses.
This week, as part of the #15badxmasmovies pod crawl, we are discussing the currently #1 ranked Worst Movie of All Time according to IMDB.com, Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas. Then, we watched the considerably higher-ranked The Master, from writer/director Paul Thomas Anderson.
God wants us to see Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas
King Cameron
Christmas without Christ is...Christmas
Yeah, fuck your family and loved ones. This Jesus guy's tits!
S-A-V-I-N-G
And then, she gave her brother in law a laughing, mounted fish, because she didn't know what to get him.
Put the Kirk back in Christmas!
No, the first one was kinda shitty. No egg nog, only one motherfucker got any presents. It was a bust.
Hey, they found someone as stupid as Kirk Cameron, but more dangerous, because we just accept that neurosurgeons are smart. So, either neurosurgeons don't have to be smart or this fucker's a really shitty neurosurgeon.
If someone gave me a baby for Christmas, I would leave it on the neighbor's porch. Jesus or not. Fuck that.
That's just fucking stupid.
And then go forth and buy a bunch of garbage, yell and scream at your family and get drunk.
No they're not. Nice reference, though. Trying to cash in on some of Nic Cage's heat? That didn't really work out either.
Says a rich piece of shit "Christian" hate monger.
This week on the If We Made It Podcast, we continue to celebrate the #15badxmasmovies with our discussion of Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2. Also, we discuss the next film in our Paul Thomas Anderson retrospective, There Will Be Blood. Plus, Mom and Edward Kildow give there reviews of There Will Be Blood.
