Spoiler Review: ON THE LINE by Randee Justus

On the Line

a spoiler review

by

Randee Justus

So I watched this movie called On the Line. So this dude meets this girl on a train and both of them can name all the presidents in order, but he doesn't get her name or number so he starts putting ads up all over the town then this guy writes an article, but the writer guy doesn't like him because when they were in high school he asked out this really popular chick and then she asked Lance Bass, so he sends his girlfriend to call and pretend that she is the girl but the guy's friends are taking all the girls out, because they want a lil' some some, if you know what I mean. So then the writer guy puts out another article saying that the whole thing was a scam just so he could meet chicks, and the girl on the train saw it and she was all,"Aww hell no!" And then he sees her and she's on a train, but he misses it, but he sees her in the window and she puts the paper up to the window and the train trains away, and I was like buurrrrnnnn! Then later that day he's playing baseball with his friend and he punches him in the face because he took the real train girl out on a date. but prior to mist of that he gets a call from this girl. And she is as weird as something really weird and she's wearing this belly dancer outfit and she is telling him about this cosmic connection they have and she's all into astrology and then she can't eat pork and then she flips out and she's all,"I don't have to take this! I'm from Oregon!" And I was like,"...Whaaaaaat?!" Moral of the story is: You can't trust the system!