Here's why Cocktail exists and why it is so unaware of its own doucheiness: It was produced by Hollywood douchebags who think exactly like Tom Cruise's character. It is their fantasy of being 22 again.
I hate those Cocktail douchebags. I want it to do the Hippie Hippie Shut-the-fuck-up. If I met a 22 year-old like that I'd seriously have to fight the urge to shit right in his mouth.
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DeleteHere's why Cocktail exists and why it is so unaware of its own doucheiness: It was produced by Hollywood douchebags who think exactly like Tom Cruise's character. It is their fantasy of being 22 again.
ReplyDeleteI hate those Cocktail douchebags. I want it to do the Hippie Hippie Shut-the-fuck-up. If I met a 22 year-old like that I'd seriously have to fight the urge to shit right in his mouth.
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