Wednesday, May 14, 2014

The Brimleys - A Look Back


2012 - First Annual Brimley Awards

Best Sex Scene - Nicolas Cage sex scene/shootout in Drive Angry 3D


Achievement In Historical Accuracy - The Passion of the Christ (Tall Table Invention Scene)


Best Dance Sequence - Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo (Rotating Room)



Achievement In Choreography - Crispin Glover (Friday the 13th The Final Chapter)


Most Charming Movie Jeff's Ever Seen - Overboard


Best Slasher - Jason (Friday the 13th The Final Chapter)


Achievement In Public Speaking - Giovanni Ribisi (The Other Sister)


Achievement In Racism - Ghost Fever (Racist dancing machine)


Best Gore - The Fly


Best Special FX - John Carpenter's The Thing


Achievement In Interrogation - 10 to Midnight




Worst Scene - Giant Dumb Baby Men (Nothing But Trouble)

Best Gratuitous Nudity - Showering Girls (Stone Cold)

Achievement in Time Folding - Cobra

Best Dead Guy Award for Lifetime Achievement - Charles Bronson/Pat Morita


Best Picture - The Karate Kid


2013 - 2nd Annual Brimley Awards

Achievement in Food Enthusiasm - Ralph Macchio (Mac & Cheese in Karate Kid III)
                                                          Charles Bronson (I like Chicken in Death Wish III)


Hair and Makeup - Gavin O'Herlihy (Death Wish III)


Achievement in Disregard for Law and Order - NYPD and Captain (Death Wish III)

Achievement in Immaturity - Cobra Kai (Karate Kid III)

Best Performance by a Snake - Three Step (Steele Justice)

Best Abortion - Noomi Rapace (Prometheus)

Best Compiled Performance - Giovanni Frezza and Whoever Dubbed Him (House By the Cemetery)

Best Film Debut - Charlize Theron (Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest)

Best Pants-Wetting Scene - Jim Hayes (The View from Here)

Best Ass-Face - Society

Overboard Award for Charm - A Christmas Story


Achievement in Eye-Gouging AwfulnessA Christmas Story 2



Most Flawless Scene - "Oh My God" (Miami Connection)

Best Milkshake - Pulp Fiction

Most Unpredicted Ending and Least Revealing Title - Kill Bill Vol. II

Best Song - "The Day My Baby Died"
                    "Drinkenstein"
                     (Rhinestone)



Karate Kid Award for Best Movie Ever - The Shining



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