2012 - First Annual Brimley Awards
Best Sex Scene - Nicolas Cage sex scene/shootout in Drive Angry 3D
Achievement In Historical Accuracy - The Passion of the Christ (Tall Table Invention Scene)
Best Dance Sequence - Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo (Rotating Room)
Achievement In Choreography - Crispin Glover (Friday the 13th The Final Chapter)
Most Charming Movie Jeff's Ever Seen - Overboard
Best Slasher - Jason (Friday the 13th The Final Chapter)
Achievement In Public Speaking - Giovanni Ribisi (The Other Sister)
Achievement In Racism - Ghost Fever (Racist dancing machine)
Best Gore - The Fly
Best Special FX - John Carpenter's The Thing
Achievement In Interrogation - 10 to Midnight
Worst Scene - Giant Dumb Baby Men (Nothing But Trouble)
Best Gratuitous Nudity - Showering Girls (Stone Cold)
Achievement in Time Folding - Cobra
Best Dead Guy Award for Lifetime Achievement - Charles Bronson/Pat Morita
Best Picture - The Karate Kid
2013 - 2nd Annual Brimley Awards
Achievement in Food Enthusiasm - Ralph Macchio (Mac & Cheese in Karate Kid III)
Charles Bronson (I like Chicken in Death Wish III)
Hair and Makeup - Gavin O'Herlihy (Death Wish III)
Achievement in Disregard for Law and Order - NYPD and Captain (Death Wish III)
Achievement in Immaturity - Cobra Kai (Karate Kid III)
Best Performance by a Snake - Three Step (Steele Justice)
Best Abortion - Noomi Rapace (Prometheus)
Best Compiled Performance - Giovanni Frezza and Whoever Dubbed Him (House By the Cemetery)
Best Film Debut - Charlize Theron (Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest)
Best Pants-Wetting Scene - Jim Hayes (The View from Here)
Best Ass-Face - Society
Overboard Award for Charm - A Christmas Story
Achievement in Eye-Gouging Awfulness - A Christmas Story 2
Most Flawless Scene - "Oh My God" (Miami Connection)
Best Milkshake - Pulp Fiction
Most Unpredicted Ending and Least Revealing Title - Kill Bill Vol. II
Best Song - "The Day My Baby Died"
"Drinkenstein"
(Rhinestone)
Karate Kid Award for Best Movie Ever - The Shining
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